Baron Von Sacramento

Like I just told Dave on the phone, I am gonna be back in town around 4-5 on Friday... you guys still gonna help me move EARLY Saturday morning? (like 8?) I mean, you don't ALL have to. Just like, 1 or 2 would help, because you know, I'm a wussy girl, and my stepdad will get all mad and be an ass to me if I don't recruit help-

Ryan, you've already agreed and locked yourself in, sucker. I mean, good friend. Remember, 8 AM! And free pizza or something back at our house if you help me. (I swear, if you piggy boys don't help but then come eat all the pizza I will KEEL YOU!). thanks!

hey boys, I heard from her, but it was only to get a different number for her to verify my checking account, I guess I gave her some check verification number that stores call or whatever. Anyway, I also got a voicemail from my mom (since she was a previous landlord), and she said that Gen called her, and talked to my mom about how much she liked me, and how even if all you boys moved out, she'd turn that phat bedroom into a studio apartment or something. I don't think anyone needs to worry, we've got it :)

Dave- I'm out of town right now, it would probably be best if you are our contact. Things I sorta need to know (since I'll be moving in EARLY Saturday morning, like starting around 8am) is when we are getting the key? I'm coming back into town Friday night, hopefully friday afternoon, I'll try to get back as early as possible... just keep me informed :)

Oh god, Ryan, it's so damn nice. You're so lucky to live in the garage of such a nice house! heh.

Seriously, that girl was all like "you're going to be in charge of everything, and this is how you clean the lightbulbs, blah blah blah"... I just figured I'd nod my head and agree with whatever she said, and then we'd do things our own way later.

Dave, it was hella funny when you kinda slipped up with what you were going to charge for the rooms... heh, oops, oh yeah, add $250 to everyone's rent if you're talking to them.

Oh, and when we were alone, she kinda asked me about you, and a job, and I was like, "uhhh, Dave's kind of like... independently wealthy or something." So I think she calmed down on that.

She totally insulted Chris and Paul, hahahaha, that was funny.

whatev, they are getting an old paystub, and a phone number. 3 personal references? If the bitch wants us to fill out an application, she better have an application for us to fill out. Am I supposed to hand her a sheet out of my address book or something? Wot evah.

I have musical enhancement products. For sale. That is, I think I do. If I know what you are talking about. Nutcan, anyone?

Well, Chris, I think we should meet at 12:30, cuz if we meet at 1:30, I can't go! And I can't take you, ahaha! Um.

HELP ME MOVE. You are the only boys I know (well, in a big group).

that sucks... Um, maybe someone else can pick up your um.. id? and a paystub? I dunno... Chris, I can pick you up, sure. What time are we meeting? I hope earlier than later, I've got stuffs to do tommorrow too. I think a paystub (hope you keep 'em!) would serve as proof of employment/income, but mebbe mr. DAVE will know, as he's the one who speaks w/the dude.

Anyway, looking forward to living with you cats, because I know that we'll have awesome parties (and everyone will be jealous of our huge brand new house- except Ryan's friends, because he'll be living in the garage. um haha!)

So speaking of the actual moving part, assuming (which we all know makes an ass out of u and me!) we actually get this place, I HAVE to be out of my place by the 30th, or, or.. or I don't know what they'll do to me. Stick flaming bamboo shoots under my nails or something. So, Um. HOPEFULLY I can move in one week from today, Saturday the 30th... if any of you boys want to HELP ME (please??) move, blog me, call me, whatever, I would REALLY appreciate it. Crap, I have so much stuff... a dining room table, a fridge, couch, chair, entertainment center.. I have an apartment full of furniture. I'll buy you guys pizza, or chinese, or whatever you want if you help me move to our new place :) kay?

I'll be there- um, wait, I'll be where exactly? Do I need to bring a paystub or something? And how ARE we working out who pays what for... what? 1st months? Deposit? Do you want us to write you checks, and you'll just give them one? How is this all working out exactly?

so Dave, what's the word on the house? How'd things go today?

That's cool, I don't have Chris' phone number, that was the problem- You think I would knock on random people's doors if I could've just called him?

Hey, kids, we're hitting up some thrift stores, Ryan's on his way over to my place now, if any of you want to hang out with us, give me a call 204.6115 (this is a private blog, right?)

I wasn't dead, just sick. Looks like you guys had a fun week w/out me.

Where are you cats anyway? I got a message from Ryan saying you were at Chris' house... I drove all the way over there, but uhhhh forgot which apartment is yours. So I knocked on some door, and this pajama-clad female opened it. I know she laughed at me when she closed the door!

Anyway, are you still there? Call my cell, yeah?

Posted by: Kimberly / 10:10 PM

Hey, I have Sat/Sun off... so Dave, if there is an open house, or you need me to fill out an app, please call me and let me know. :)
I reeeeally need to move out by the end of this month, and I hope we get something by then, or it's all gonna fall apart for me! Keep me updated please.

Hey, the boy (Teal) and I are going to see Attack of the CLones at the Imax at 9:55 :) And then we'll be calling someone to see where this party is... unless some benevolent person happens to post directions before we leave? That would be so nice. I'll be giving you guys a call.

I feel left out. Am I supposed to be throwing up gang signs and insulting your moms or something?

word.

yo, Ryan is the biggest slacker EVAH and totally ignoring me! Ryan- I've sent you allll these emails w/houses and stuff... have you checked your email recently? There's tons of stuff in there. Since I HAVE TO be out of my apartment by Nov 30th, I would appreciate someone getting a move on, or I have to a) live with my parents or b) get a 1 bedroom (and then you guys don't have the pleasure of my company, or a roommate with a full-time steady job, or someone looking for houses for you anymore!)

HURRY!!!

Hey guys, here are some of the pics from last lipstick. I deleted all the dumbass ones of the dashboard, and the 50 of Ryan trying to take a close up "angel" pic. enjoy.

damn you ryan, for editing. making me look like the fool. Hey, come to lipstick, so um. we can talk about houses. also. I have.. stuff. Does anyone need stuff?